The acronym is never explained and that's the least of this movie's problems

For our money, there's no better New Year's Eve movie than 1983's Get Crazy, starring Daniel Stern, Ed Begley Jr., Lou Reed, Malcolm McDowell, and his talking penis.

Put on your trick-or-treat belt and get ready hot glue feathers to some paper towels!

Spruce up your boring old towels by painting a dead fish and making a print

Fitness instruction Joanie Greggains leads you in calisthenics to Christmas music.

Maine humorist Alan Smith gives you gross lobster eating tips in his indecipherable accent.

Dian's got potato cars, steaming clown pumpkins, and costumes in this Halloween craft video

Part of the DecoArt series. Here Dian creates fruit centerpiece and a cardboard cow you can milk.

Part of the At Home for the Holidays Special. Dian shows how to make Christmas people from pop cans.

This 1986 TV movie has everything: hunky dancers, Lee Majors, Dan Hedaya, and an evil witch.

It's Santa and his sassy elves in the video greeting card from Cardsettes

Dolly's 1987 Christmas special has puppets, jokes by Bruce Villanch, and tons of holiday cheer.

Wisconsin's favorite crooner guided you through some fun Christmas songs

John Heyn and Jeff Krulik's 1996 follow up to Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

Dennis Awe - "Florida's Liberace" - tickles the ivories with his sister and a monster before turning into a snowman

A 1986 puppet-based retelling of the nativity story from a ministry in Orlando

Celebrity hair stylist José Eber asks the all-important question, "Why do I call you sexy?"

A progressively drowsy Judy Garland invites her friends and kids on this infamous special from 1963

A VHS Christmas catalog where Santa invites three little consumers into his magical world

ALF creator Paul Fusco's 1983 TV special that should be a classic

Christy Lane takes from the Roger Rabbit to the Pac Man to the Old Man

The legendary tape-traded video by a wedding and bar mitzvah photographer in the 80s

This is what hip hop is all about: a blonde Minnesotan lady teaching line dancing moves like Jammin'

This video game with a 1993 dungeon crawl board game from TSR and features early CGI and Malibu from American Gladiators